Join Nick and Rich for their latest fun packed ramblings as they finally rouse themselves from winter hibernation to record a podcast for your pleasure. There’s up to the month news as well as going off on one on people who are just trying to do nice things for charity. Well done lads your Mum’s would be proud!

Incessant, dumb news being the hot topic of Rich And Nick’s new podcast episode, aka Show 6. Which, far from being incessant and dumb, will take up only 35 minutes of your busy schedule this month, and enlighten you. Especially when it comes to ways of entertaining yourself in garden centres.

But don’t just take our word for it – listen! And enjoy the boys’ discussions about:

• Las Vegas
• Garden Centres
• The Tube strike
• Chuck Norris
• Unfortunate names
• The Guinness Book of Records
• News, and Nick’s problem with it
• Question Time, and Rich’s problem with it
• Newsreaders Rich and Nick would like to do

So there you go. Sorry that there’s no quirky human interest story at the end of it. Unless you count Nick talking about how lovely Krishnan Guru-Murthy is, that is.

Yes, it’s Show 5! And up for discussion this time:

• Why Rich should do something
• Star Trek: the movie
• People who have one good idea
• Why we should invade Monte Carlo
• The Jordan and Peter split
• Pancake-eating in Eastern Europe
• How Nick would like to die
• Rubbish superheroes
• Twin towns

Who shot JFK? Should Susan Boyle be shot? And how did Nick celebrate his birthday? Did it involve a shooting? Rich and Nick discuss all these burning topics and more in Podcast Show 4. In fact, they discuss:

• Nick’s ever-shifting birthday
• Susan Boyle
• Leona Lewis and manipulation (sadly not by Leona Lewis)
• Jumping out of windows
• Following your SatNav just that little bit too closely
• Robbing policemen
• And how conspiracy theories are all out to get us

Welcome, listeners, fans, friends, Romans, countrymen – yes, even those of you living in the country – to Podcast Show 3! In which you can enjoy Rich and Nick’s musings about:

• Chinese duck
• Nick’s big porn TV
• The film Watchmen
• Rich’s life being destroyed
• The stupidity of chocolate bar names
• Andrea’s ‘relaxed’ work ethic
• Norwich Union or Aviva?
• Kidnapping men’s genitalia
• Is sorcery a viable career path?
• Anger management classes
• The mental Mayor of Kiev
• Are world leaders secretly childish?
• Nick’s fight over pan-fried salmon
• Rich’s fight over duck and ginger

Rich and Nick discuss the following burning topics:

• pygmy_goat
• Their new producer, Andrea (not pictured)
• Nick’s highlight of 2009 so far
• Transformers: The Movie
• How Rich struggles on the computer game ‘Piglet’s Big Adventure’
• Renting your wedding guests
• The world’s worst fire-fighters
• How every person on the planet is completely incompetent
• Arresting farmyard animals (pictured) and the implications
• The need for the Oscars
• TV weather forecasts

It’s the pilot! And Show 1 finds Rich and Nick talking about…

• Bond
• How Rich ruined Woolworths
• The lack of security in Nick’s flat
• Karaoke performances
• Nick’s inability to use a calculator
• The rubbish gifts Rich gives at Christmas
• Criminals who turn themselves in at the cop shop and live to regret it
• Snakes inserted into body orifices
• The imposter in Status Quo
• The ridiculous title that is Quantum of Solace
• Other pressing James Bond issues
• TV gameshows