“NEWS”: An angry Jennifer Tilly has trouble storming out of a rotating restaurant
March 27, 2009 by Matt
Unabomber girlfriend, Jennifer Tilly, underestimated the difficulty and frustration involved in her attempt to storm out of a rotating restaurant last night. Tilly says she was disorientated by both the ever-moving restaurant and the blinding rage she felt towards boyfriend, Phil Laak, who had once again brought up the matter of that YouTube clip with the full house.
Jennifer said: “I was storming out for what felt like forever, and then before I knew it I was standing in front of our table… again.”
Fellow poker player Liz Lieu successfully stormed out of the same rotating restaurant last March and offered: “Knowing what I know now, I would suggest finding someone who works at the restaurant to help you find the exit.”
Author’s note: JUST in case you didn’t realise, this is a work of fiction. D’uh.
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Bainn on Sun, 5th Apr 2009 2:23 pm
LOL